I have a 2 year old boy. And he is ALL BOY. Dirt, boogers, dogs, baseball, burping, and of course “tooting” to mention a few boy characteristics.
The other day I overheard an adorable conversation between my husband and Hurricane.
Hurricane: (toot) I toot!
Daddy: Yep, you farted.
Hurricane: umm… Mom, toot!
Daddy: Mom farted?
Baby Dirt: (toot)
Daddy: Did baby just toot?
Hurricane: Yeah! Baby toot!
Daddy: Who toots the most? You, Mom, or Baby?
Hurricane: umm… Mom! Mom toot! Mom farted!
I was completely flabbergasted when I heard the conversation! I was in the other room, and heard the conversation over the baby monitor. At first, I thought it was such a cute conversation and precious moment between a father and his son. THEN I heard the conversation was about me, and I was SO embarrassed! I was on the complete opposite side of the house, and I am positive that my face turned bright red!
OF COURSE, like any normal human being, I pass gas, but I will be truthful in saying, that I am much better, and more frequent at BURPING then I am at farting! I’ve got mad skillz when it comes to burping & belching. But for goodness sake! My parents didn’t raise me in a barn, I say “excuse me”, and I most definitely don’t fart all the time! But, it just happens sometimes! Especially after having kids. The title of “Farts-the-most” belongs to the boys in my house, not me!
I think my face is getting red just writing about it